Show Info12:00 AM - 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond S1 EP16
Diamonds
Raymond learns that he'd inadvertently bought Debra a fake engagement ring years before. Barry Bonds has a cameo. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton.
Show Info12:30 AM - 01:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond S1 EP17
The Game
When the cable goes out, the Barones gather to play a game that tests their moral character. Cable Guy: Jon Manfrellotti. Raymond: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett.
Show Info01:00 AM - 01:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond S1 EP18
Recovering Pessimist
Debra (Patricia Heaton) accuses Raymond of being a "total pessimist," so he promises to try focusing on the brighter side of life. Former manager Tommy Lasorda guest stars with sportscaster Marv Albert.
Show Info01:30 AM - 02:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond S1 EP19
The Dog
Raymond finds a stray dog that he gives to Robert (Brad Garrett). It's to make up for a puppy he had to get rid of years ago because of his allergies. Phyllis: Patience Cleveland. Debra: Patricia Heaton.
Show Info02:00 AM - 02:30 AM
The King of Queens S2 EP3
Assaulted Nuts
Doug accidentally shoots himself in a rather sensitive area with a staple gun. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to secure a loan to turn a room in their house into an office. Rhonda: Jeanine Jackson. Maria: Lillian Hurst. Pete: Mason Canter. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James.
Show Info02:30 AM - 03:00 AM
The King of Queens S2 EP4
Parent Trapped
Doug and Carrie agree to become godparents to Deacon and Kelly's newborn, but then change their minds. Meanwhile, Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel store where he works. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Bill: Frantz Turner. Robin: Charmin Lee. Neal: Joe Marinelli. Kenny: Jeremy Guskin. Deacon: Victor Williams.
Show Info03:00 AM - 03:30 AM
The King of Queens S2 EP5
Tube Stakes
When Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open, someone steals Doug's large-screen TV---and he thinks she did it on purpose. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.
Show Info03:30 AM - 04:00 AM
The King of Queens S2 EP6
Doug Out
Doug receives four tickets to a Mets game when he is named driver of the month. Unfortunately, he's forced to take Arthur with him, which leads to some frantic on- and off-the-field antics by Doug. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.
Show Info04:00 AM - 04:30 AM
The Goldbergs S1 EP14
You Opened the Door
Adam and Dana decide to attend their first school dance together, and have to deal with the potentially embarrassing situation of having both of their moms at the event. Meanwhile, Murray has the "birds and the bees" talk with Barry, and it doesn't quite go as planned.
Show Info04:30 AM - 05:00 AM
The Goldbergs S1 EP15
Muscles Mirsky
Erica and Beverly agree to trust one another after an incident involving a fake diary entry, but things go sour when Erica sneaks out to go to a college party. Elsewhere, Adam realizes his friendship with Emmy may be more complicated than he thought.
Show Info05:00 AM - 05:30 AM
Roseanne S4 EP15
The Back Story
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev (Estelle Parsons) arrives to help out---and to help spoil the grandkids. Mark: Glenn Quinn. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman
Show Info05:30 AM - 06:00 AM
Roseanne S4 EP16
Less Is More
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo surgery for her back problems. Dr. Doogie Howser has a cameo. Dr. Dixon: Michael Bryan French. Dr. Foster: Nigel Gibbs. Nurse: Susan Krebs.
Show Info06:00 AM - 06:30 AM
Roseanne S4 EP17
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
When Becky and Mark break up, Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief to have Mark out of their hair. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info06:30 AM - 07:00 AM
Roseanne S4 EP18
This Old House
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info07:00 AM - 07:35 AM
Roseanne S4 EP19
The Commercial Show
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for the luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Ken: Rick Dees. Kathy: Meagen Fay. Jerry: Danton Stone. Leon: Martin Mull.
Show Info07:35 AM - 08:10 AM
Roseanne S4 EP20
Therapy
Jackie's therapist (Rondi Reed) wants to have a word with Roseanne, who's picked out just the man for Jackie---dull tax accountant Art (Dan Butler). Mike: Gil Montie. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Show Info08:10 AM - 08:45 AM
Roseanne S4 EP21
Lies
Roseanne squirms when Rodbell employees must take a lie-detector test; and David gets fresh with Darlene but she won't talk to her mom about the incident. Leon: Martin Mull. Mr. Evans: Richard Riehle.
Show Info08:45 AM - 09:20 AM
Roseanne S4 EP22
Deliverance
A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight while Roseanne acts like a baby fighting with Bonnie over the job Leon is vacating. Crystal: Natalie West. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info09:20 AM - 09:55 AM
Roseanne S4 EP23
Secrets
Dan pays dearly for keeping a secret from Becky and Roseanne about Mark's drunken evening at the Lobo Lounge. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Art: Dan Butler.
Show Info09:55 AM - 10:30 AM
Roseanne S4 EP24
Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne spends a wonderful Mother's Day with her daughters, but learns there are strings attached to their gift. Norma: Dawn Davis. Jaime: Jaime Capone. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info10:30 AM - 11:05 AM
Roseanne S4 EP25
Aliens
D.J.'s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors' financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.
Show Info11:05 AM - 11:40 AM
Roseanne S5 EP1
Terms of Estrangement
The bike shop goes belly up, leaving Dan and Roseanne in debt and Becky shaky about her future. Part 1 of two. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Show Info11:40 AM - 12:15 PM
Roseanne S5 EP2
Terms of Estrangement
Conclusion. Becky and Mark return to say good-bye, then fly the coop. Mark: Glenn Quinn. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.
Show Info12:15 PM - 12:50 PM
Roseanne S5 EP3
The Dark Ages
Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David (Johnny Galecki) spends the night. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.
Show Info12:50 PM - 01:25 PM
Roseanne S5 EP4
Mommy Nearest
Bev (Estelle Parsons) threatens to move to Lanford; and Jackie's got a new beau (Matt Roth). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info01:25 PM - 02:00 PM
Roseanne S5 EP5
Pretty in Black
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet-16 party, then sends her off so the adults can enjoy the festivities. Molly: Danielle Harris. Ty: Wings Hauser. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Crystal: Natalie West.
Show Info02:00 PM - 02:30 PM
Roseanne S5 EP6
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
All Roseanne and Jackie need for their sandwich shop is a loan; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at Molly (Danielle Harris). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Bobeck: Tom Kopache. Carrie: Judith Hoag. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.
Show Info02:30 PM - 03:00 PM
Roseanne S5 EP7
Halloween IV
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home with the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future (Lee Arenberg, Mario Roccuzzo, Gary Bullock). Teenage Roseanne: Sara Rue. Teenage Dan: Abraham Benrubi.
Show Info03:00 PM - 03:30 PM
Roseanne S5 EP8
Ladies' Choice
Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Show Info03:30 PM - 04:00 PM
Roseanne S5 EP9
Stand on Your Man
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jane: Terri Treas. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.. Ty: Wings Hauser. Nick: Doug Fieger.
Show Info04:00 PM - 04:30 PM
Roseanne S5 EP10
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Darlene thinks it's high time her parents trusted her, so Roseanne and Dan let her attend a rock concert with Molly (Danielle Harris). Charlotte: Mara Hobel. Ty: Wings Hauser. Sean: Randell Slavin. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.
Show Info04:30 PM - 05:00 PM
Roseanne S5 EP11
Of Ice and Men
D.J. makes the hockey team, but it's his coach (Matt Roth) who faces off with Jackie after she dumps him. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.
Show Info05:00 PM - 05:30 PM
Roseanne S5 EP13
Crime and Punishment
Dan puts Fisher in his place when things get complicated for Jackie, and disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school. Mr. Alexander: Ed Begley Jr. Ray: Jeremy Roberts. Dan: John Goodman.
Show Info05:30 PM - 06:00 PM
Roseanne S5 EP14
ON AIR
War and Peace
Dan returns home to rumors about his behavior; while Roseanne helps Jackie move. Fisher: Matt Roth. Crystal: Natalie West. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Show Info06:00 PM - 06:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP2
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer.
Show Info06:30 PM - 07:00 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP3
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house.
Show Info07:00 PM - 07:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP4
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.
Show Info07:30 PM - 08:00 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP5
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery.
Show Info08:00 PM - 08:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP6
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie dates a woman who's slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him.
Show Info08:30 PM - 09:00 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's new girlfriend grows frustrated with Rose, who continues to stalk Charlie.
Show Info09:00 PM - 09:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP8
Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan plays matchmaker for Evelyn and try to set her up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.
Show Info09:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP9
A Good Time in Central Africa
Berta takes a few days off and Charlie falls for the woman who replaces her.
Show Info10:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP10
Ow, Ow Don't Stop
Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison.
Show Info10:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP11
Dead from the Waist Down
Alan gets creative with a gift for Lyndsey when he's ashamed that he can't afford an expensive present.
Show Info11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman.
Show Info11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men S8 EP13
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.
