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12:00 AM - 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men S11 EP7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealous rage spoils Alan's evening when he and Walden have dates with two beautiful women.
12:30 AM - 01:00 AM
Two and a Half Men S11 EP8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Walden needs Rose's help when he's in danger because of Alan and Lyndsey's affair.
01:00 AM - 01:30 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP7
Christmas
Eric finds he's cool when he returns to his high school; Red plays Santa at the mall; Jackie's booted off the cheerleading squad; Kelso lobbies for more time with Brooke (Shannon Elizabeth). Julie: Ashley Drane. Rachel: Shonda Farr. Natalie: Jennifer Alden. Guy: Ben Ziff. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Jackie: Mila Kunis.
01:30 AM - 02:00 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP8
I'm a Boy
Kelso asks Hyde and Jackie to join his first date with Brooke; Eric lies about his activities to Donna; Fez chauffeurs Red to a doctor appointment. Brooke: Shannon Elizabeth. Roy: Jim Gaffigan. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
02:00 AM - 02:30 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP9
Young Man Blues
Police cadet Kelso responds to Laurie and Fez's domestic disturbance; Jackie becomes a mentor; household repairs are Eric's downfall in Red's eyes. Little Jackie: Steffani Brass. Off. Kennedy: James Avery. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace.
02:30 AM - 03:00 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP10
A Legal Matter
Kelso plots to see his police-cadet file by breaking into the academy; Fez studies for a citizenship test to get his green card. Kennedy: James Avery. Roy: Jim Gaffigan. INS Lady: Katie O'Rourke. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher.
03:00 AM - 03:30 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP11
I Can See for Miles
Brooke trusts Kelso to get her to a doctor's appointment; Red finds Bob's gift to him inappropriate; Jackie redecorates Hyde's room more in her style than his. Brooke: Shannon Elizabeth. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Bob: Don Stark.
03:30 AM - 04:00 AM
That '70s Show S6 EP12
Sally Simpson
Kelso's co-cop cadet (Alyson Hannigan) falls for him; Kitty fears a specialist will blame her for Red's stress. Sutcliffe: Eric Allan Kramer. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
04:00 AM - 04:30 AM
Baroness von Sketch Show S4 EP5
I Always Order Wrong
Groundhog Day; Don't move to Hamilton; A helpful cult.
04:30 AM - 05:00 AM
Baroness von Sketch Show S4 EP6
Shangela Was Robbed
Trapped in an airplane middle seat; only cool babies can come to the party; the Bronte sisters love a bad boy.
05:00 AM - 05:30 AM
Pee-wee's Playhouse S1 EP8
Ants in Your Pants
The ants from Pee-wee's Ant Farm get away and are all over everything and everybody.
05:30 AM - 06:00 AM
Pee-wee's Playhouse S1 EP9
Monster
Mrs. Steve tells Pee-wee about the one-eyed monster.
06:00 AM - 06:33 AM
Batman S3 EP7
Louie the Lilac
Milton Berle as Louie the Lilac, a foul fiend out to gain control of Gotham's hippies. Lila: Lisa Seagram. Batman: Adam West. Robin: Burt Ward. Batgirl: Yvonne Craig.
06:33 AM - 07:06 AM
Batman S3 EP8
The Ogg and I
Part 1. Egghead kidnaps the commissioner and demands a ransom of 10 cents on every egg eaten in Gotham City. Egghead: Vincent Price. Olga: Anne Baxter. Batman: Adam West. Robin: Burt Ward.
07:06 AM - 07:39 AM
Batman S3 EP9
How to Hatch a Dinosaur
Conclusion. Egghead schemes to become czar of crime by hatching a dinosaur egg. Egghead: Vincent Price. Olga: Anne Baxter. Batman: Adam West. Robin: Burt Ward. Gordon: Neil Hamilton. Batgirl: Yvonne Craig.
07:39 AM - 08:12 AM
Batman S3 EP10
Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
Batman hangs 10 to keep the Joker from winning a surfing championship. Surfing footage by Bruce Brown, who filmed "The Endless Summer." Joker: Cesar Romero. Undine: Sivi Alberg. Batman: Adam West. Robin: Burt Ward. Batgirl: Yvonne Craig. Gordon: Neil Hamilton.
08:12 AM - 08:45 AM
Batman S3 EP11
The Londinium Larcenies
Part 1. The Caped Crusaders journey overseas to battle wrongdoing in the city of Londinium. Ffogg: Rudy Vallee. Penelope: Glynis Johns. Batman: Adam West. Robin: Burt Ward. Batgirl: Yvonne Craig.
08:45 AM - 09:10 AM
The Three Stooges S14 EP3
Out West
A map of Shemp's inflamed vein is mistaken for a gold vein in "Out West." Jack Norman, George Chesebro, Moe Howard.
09:10 AM - 09:35 AM
The Three Stooges S11 EP6
No Dough Boys
The boys dress as enemy soldiers then run into real spies in "No Dough, Boys." Vernon Dent, Christine McIntyre, Curly Howard.
09:35 AM - 10:00 AM
The Three Stooges S13 EP5
Monkey Businessmen
The boys' sanitarium rest is ruined by a crooked doctor in "Monkey Businessmen." Kenneth MacDonald, Fred Kelsey, Moe Howard.
10:00 AM - 10:05 AM
The Three Stooges S1 EP2
Punch Drunks
Curly's a boxer who only does well when he hears a certain song in "Punch Drunks." Al Hill, Arthur Houseman, Moe Howard.
10:05 AM - 10:15 AM
The Three Stooges S15 EP7
Mummy's Dummies
In Egypt, the boys are used-chariot dealers who aid a king in "Mummies Dummies." Phil Van Zandt, Vernon Dent, Moe Howard.
10:15 AM - 12:45 PM
Drillbit Taylor
Determined not to spend their entire high-school career being tormented by the local bully, three freshmen place an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine seeking an experienced combat veteran to protect them.
12:45 PM - 02:30 PM
Walking Tall
The Rock carries a big stick in this remake of the 1973 drive-in hit, playing an ex-Army officer who returns home to fight a war against vice and corruption.
02:30 PM - 05:00 PM
The Longest Yard
ON AIR
A warden/football fan tags a new convict, an ex-pro QB, to choose a team from among his inmates to play against the well-trained prison guards.
05:00 PM - 08:00 PM
Knocked Up
A mistake one-night stand becomes much more when a rising star TV personality realizes she's pregnant. A lifetime slacker is then thrust into responsibilities of fatherhood in this romp.
08:00 PM - 10:15 PM
The Dukes of Hazzard
Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott play hillbilly cousins Luke and Bo Duke in a plumb dumb attempt to adapt the TV series to the big screen. Jessica Simpson dons the Daisy Dukes as Daisy Duke. Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.
10:15 PM - 12:30 AM
The Dukes of Hazzard
Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott play hillbilly cousins Luke and Bo Duke in a plumb dumb attempt to adapt the TV series to the big screen. Jessica Simpson dons the Daisy Dukes as Daisy Duke. Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.